- Monday - prepare for onslaught of parties
- Tuesday - Jonathan's kid birthday party; Cousins' Ladies Night Out
- Wednesday - Jonathan's family birthday party my side
- Thursday - prepare for continued onslaught; hopefully nap; probably not; Jonathan's track meet
- Friday - get manic about Saturday; Jonathan's family-friends birthday party; practice deep breathing
- Saturday - big Open Mic & Live Music (JUST MAYBE) bash in our yard
- Sunday - clean-up; pack for vacation;
leave for vacation?crawl into fetal position and suck my thumb
One does NOT want to hear the following words wafting from upstairs...
"Honey, I just bled all over the comforter."