I keep my cellphone on vibrate most of the time, so I didn't get Brady's text that he had a flat tire. Rob finally reached me a while later, and since he was out of town, I donned my "rescue persona" - a mix of "I'm coming to help you, honey!" and "Dangnabit, I'm not in the mood for this" - and headed out, after changing into clothes I didn't mind getting dirty. Brady's never changed a flat before, so I had visions of me doing most of it, teaching my boy how it's done, getting my hands dirty. So this is where I think I'm still needed. "Here, let me show you how to do the jack.""I know how to do the jack, Mom."
"Well, maybe I should make sure it doesn't slip.""It won't slip, Mom."
"The last time I tried to change a tire, I couldn't get the lug nuts off so I had to get help. But for the record, I KNOW how to change a tire. Don't think I play 'helpless female' because I don't."
"Ok, Mom."
Brady's friend, Joe Convoulsion Bubenzer, smiles nervously.
"See? Those lug nuts are a b*tch to get off, aren't they? We might need help."
"I'll get it, Mom."
"I wonder if there's a service station nearby?"
"Mom, I'll GET it."
"Wow, you got it. How do you know how to change a tire anyway?"
"I watched Dad once."
"Need me to get anything for you?"
"Nope."
Ho hum... la dee dah.... *twiddles thumbs*...
"I'll put the flat in the trunk for you."
"Ok, Mom, you do that."
So I did.
"Why did I drive all the way up here?"
"Because I didn't have a jack."
So I WAS needed after all.
Nicely done, Brady, nicely done.