So this is where I think I'm still needed. "Here, let me show you how to do the jack."
"I know how to do the jack, Mom."
"Well, maybe I should make sure it doesn't slip."
"It won't slip, Mom."
"The last time I tried to change a tire, I couldn't get the lug nuts off so I had to get help. But for the record, I KNOW how to change a tire. Don't think I play 'helpless female' because I don't."
Brady's friend, Joe Convoulsion Bubenzer, smiles nervously.
"I'll get it, Mom."
"Mom, I'll GET it."
"I watched Dad once."