Shrek, Brad Pitt and Halle Berry were all having lunch together.
Shrek said, "I have always thought that I'm the strongest man in the world, but how can I be sure?"
Brad Pitt said, "I'm pretty sure I'm the hottest man alive but I've never had it confirmed."
Halle Berry agreed. "I'm told I'm the sexiest of them all, but sometimes I wonder."
They all decided that the best way to find out if their beliefs were true was to approach the wicked queen's mirror to confirm for them that Shrek was the strongest, Brad Pitt was the hottest and Halle Berry was the sexiest. They agreed to meet again the next day for lunch to discuss their findings.
The next day Shrek walked up with a smile. "Well, it's true. The mirror told me that I am the strongest man in the world."
Brad Pitt followed and boasted, "It is true, it has been confirmed that I am the hottest man alive!"
Halle Berry walked in, head bent, tears in her eyes and asked, "Who in the hell is Laura Flynn Endres???"
On another note.... Guess where we are? UWWG, baby.